The rate at which I lose headphones is about as alarming as the rate at which I steal new ones.
Archive for the ‘Missing the Mark’ Category
When a bus trip that should last 6 hours turns into 14.
I’m pretty sure there’s an intersection on my street that waits until I come around the corner to turn red, for absolutely no reason.
Forever Morrow-ne Picture taken today at the Portland headquarters for advertising giant Wieden & Kennedy.
You know it’s fog season in Portland when leaving my house feels like this.
Dr. Rattie searching for a pulse
Watching Jerry Springer for relationship advice
Discovering why I’ve been living off of four pair of socks for the past week while searching under my bed for my phone.
Year after year, thousands, nay, millions of women show that it’s not actually that cold on October nights. Also… Movember
When hipsters grow out their facial hair so they look more like all the other hipsters.
